Project TAM Decommissioned

Straight from the headline of Amy's World.... Project TAM DECOMMISSIONED

(Baltimore, MD January 25, 2010) Project TAM, created several months ago by some members of Cohort 58, was an acronym for a software tool used to "Track Amy's Men." The tracking device, an Access database inside of Amy's head, was used to categorize the men Amy was currently seeing in order to not get them confused. The upgraded software also sent out status reports bi-monthly to members of Cohort 58 in order to debrief and provide input to the project.
Fortunately, after many entries were evaluated in the system, a man was chosen this past weekend. John, Jr., of West Deptford, NJ has beat the tracking system and disqualified all other males involved in the tracking process. His kindness, respect, and genuine honesty, plus sweet adoration of Amy has moved him to the "head of the class." After spending the weekend with him and having and open and frank discussion, John and Amy have decided to update their status on facebook to reflect their new budding relationship.

John was not the only one tested. Amy faced rigorous challenges this weekend: using a map to navigate Philly, meeting the parents and the dog who doesn't like females, meeting the brothers and friends, and most importantly meeting the nieces, aka The Princesses. John's mother, Mrs. Murphy, was heard saying, "Amy is just delightful, please don't let this one go!" Mark, John's middle brother, thought Amy was "stunning" and remarked that he is so happy for his brother. Uncle Joe, current resident of the Parental Murphy's who doesn't speak to guests and normally stays in his room, even greeted her with an incredibly warm grunt and curiosity. Rosie, The Murphy's dog who doesn't like females, showed her love in support by sitting on Amy's lap and resting back against her chest. As an FYI, Rosie is not built to be a lapdog; this was truly a stunning feat! Even Mark's cat liked her, falling asleep in her lap while the group of friends played games at the local Saturday night game night.

Upon arrival on Friday evening, Amy knew it was going to be an awesome weekend when she saw the bouquet of pink roses and Gerber daises waiting for her. And, upon her exit of NJ early Sunday morning, John made her breakfast. When he heard that she liked juice in the morning, he also stopped and got her 3 different kinds: orange, grape, and apple, so she can have a selection. On a more personal note... the intimacies were great that they shared, and everything seems to be working well.

Therefore, the software has been decommissioned and will be now transferred to April. The new software, Tracking April's Men, should be installed next week and will begin production.