Monday, June 16, 2008

dating profiles - part 2

So I decided to be creative anyway. I just posted this as a journal entry on my okcupid dating profile. I'll either get ripped or have some interesting conversations with people... but I still think it's all in good fun!

Calling all creative men!

Tired of reading what seems like the same profile over and over again? Want to meet a woman who you will enjoy spending your time with over interesting conversation?

HERE’S YOUR CHANCE!

Enter the “Win A Date With Amy” contest right away! Applications can be completed by answering at least two of the questions below, and must be received no later than June 30, 2008. The selection board, consisting of Amy, will review the responses and choose one lucky winner – it could be you!

Entry Questions (choose at least two and be creative):

1. If you had absolutely no obligations or responsibilities for a day, how would you spend your time?
2. Knowing that gender roles still do exist in society, what is one “female” ritual you would like to participate in if there was a guarantee that your male friends or family members would never find out?
3. Describe, in detail, your idea of a perfect first date. Not what you think a woman wants to hear, but your real idea of a perfect first date.
4. If you were in charge, and had your way, what is the perfect formula in your opinion for a relationship to work?
5. Why, in your opinion, are plus-sized women sexy?

All rights reserved, and no purchase necessary to participate.

Good Luck!

I do enjoy my creativity a little too much every now and then..... hehehehehehehe :)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. If you had absolutely no obligations or responsibilities for a day, how would you spend your time?

ANSWER: SLEEPING

2. Knowing that gender roles still do exist in society, what is one “female” ritual you would like to participate in if there was a guarantee that your male friends or family members would never find out?

ANSWER: LESBIANISM

3. Describe, in detail, your idea of a perfect first date. Not what you think a woman wants to hear, but your real idea of a perfect first date.

ANSWER: HOCKEY GAME WHERE SHE BUYS ALL THE SNACKS....

4. If you were in charge, and had your way, what is the perfect formula in your opinion for a relationship to work?

ANSWER: SILENCE

5. Why, in your opinion, are plus-sized women sexy?

ANSWER: ALL WOMEN ARE SEXY IN THEIR OWN WAY

Amy said...

I should make you the winner just so you get what you were applying for! hehe :)

Now that would be an interesting evening! ;)

Anonymous said...

Amy- I love these questions..they are fun and creative!! I would love to hear some of the answers you receive. Too bad Ryan is taken and like a brother to you... He gave good answers!! Especially the last ?!!